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Poison Grapes, Raisins,
Chocolate? |
An examination of allegedly toxic treats
uncovers exactly what it is that may be fatal when eating
Poison Grapes, Raisins,
and Chocolate. |
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Sure-Fire
Snore Stopper |
How neat for a faithful and devoted wife of many
years to discover a fool-proof way to terminate a husband's snoring,
and all for free!
Sure-Fire
Snore Stopper |
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The Mind of a Snitch |
After a dozen years of traveling
throughout Europe, an alert wife reads
The Mind of a Snitch
perfectly. |
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A Pesky Varmint |
The Lawrence, Kansas
Police would make Yosemite Sam proud as they collar
A Pesky Varmint
five minutes after stealing a car. |
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The Ladies' Restroom |
Maude's startling experience,
pieced together like a jigsaw puzzle, can only happen one time in
The Ladies' Restroom. |
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Lessons from the Henhouse |
Little do we appreciate how success
in later life may be traced to childhood
Lessons from the Henhouse. |
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The Wicked Rabbit |
On a
nighttime hunting expedition, a brave suitor discovers a vast difference
between Eastern Kansas and Western Kansas when he confronts
The Wicked Rabbit. |
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The Xmas Ogre |
In a response to irrational excess,
The Xmas Ogre,
like Frankenstein, materializes out of nowhere. |
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Russia's Golden
Circles |
While cruising the Volga,
a surprise discovery illustrates how one family has prospered through
Russia's Golden
Circles. |
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Milking Poor
Bessie |
A city boy learns the ins and outs
on the farm through Milking Poor
Bessie. |
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Bessie's Downfall |
A city kid is blown away by the
chore assigned by his father-in-law on the farm in
Bessie's Downfall. |
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No G-String |
When a young and beautiful fraulein
bares it all with No G-String,
her admirers from diverse backgrounds react in characteristic ways. |
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Taking
a Fall |
Doing two things at once works just
fine for those who are properly endowed without
Taking
a Fall. Woops!
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Left Coast and Midwest Cousins |
When the Prince of
Darkness refers to a distant cousin's great grandmother as a madam,
the blood letting begins between the
Left Coast and Midwest Cousins |
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Bawdy District |
A walking tour with 40
mature travelers is an eye opener as we saunter through Amsterdam's
Bawdy District. |
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Feesh Island |
The old chief of
Feesh Island,
surrounded by natures many wild creatures, is shocked by the sudden
call of nature. |
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China Dolls |
A late night trip to the corner market in Kowloon reveals dozens of
China Dolls
who hit on stray men like woodpeckers. The last doll gets her
way! |
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The Lost Goober |
When a glossy goober is
lost in space, its surprise reappearance presents a slippery
dilemma. The Lost Goober |
| Lady Behind the
Curtain |
After months dreading an invasive diagnostic procedure, the tension is suddenly broken by an
unknown Lady Behind the
Curtain, whose characterization of marriage is classic. |
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Holy S#*%!! |
In the wake of a wrecking crew,
Holy S#*%!!
is the earthy vernacular that best describes a formerly beautiful
summer morning.
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Miss Muffett |
While drinking coffee in a Waffle House at 2:00 in
the morning,
Miss Muffett,
a perfect stranger, offers the most startling proposals. |
| Pea Soup |
Home-made
Pea Soup
is scrumptious, and is concocted with some highly
suspect ingredients as the rest of the story unravels. |
| Dumb and Dumber |
Under the influence of distraction, two
characters,
Dumb and Dumber,
appear out of nowhere to destroy a perfectly
lovely lunch. |
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The Mother-in-Law |
A carefully devised scheme to convince
a
witchy
Mother-in-Law
of her devious and harmful ways is brushed aside as if by magic. |
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Fred's First Night |
Fred's First Night
causes panic for his new caregivers, who
desperately need a solution. |
