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| Hung | Competing with his older sister, little Bobby is an accident in progress, yet he survives all mishaps until one fateful day: Hung. |
| The Ice Cream Store | Older cousin, Robert, puts a fresh twist on what it means to hang out on a hot day at The Ice Cream Store. |
| A Little Bit Crooked | Little Bobby worries about his older cousin leading him astray on a midnight escapade, but then cousin Robert has always been A Little Bit Crooked. |
| While Skinny Dipping | In the second grade, Bobby learns first hand about meat eaters and other creatures, seen and unseen, While Skinny Dipping. |
| Thar' She Blows | This high-risk story details the inevitable childhood experiments with physics and flatulence while the parents are away: Thar' She Blows. |
| The Lady in Black | In preparation for a costume party, The Lady in Black prepares for many responses as a cross-dresser in a small town culture. |
| Tassels and G-strings | Acquiring a gender identity before television is an uphill battle. The girlie show at the County Fair is no exception featuring Tassels and G-strings. |
| Victory Through Defall | While racing Whizzer Bicycles, every trick at winning fails except on one very tricky stretch of road out of town: Victory Through Defall. |
| Hottest Little Schoolhouse in Kansas | On returning from an out-of-town football game, Wakefield's sorry, old three-story schoolhouse is ablaze, and becomes a magnificent bonfire in the Hottest Little Schoolhouse in Kansas. |
| Where the Band Played | After re-locating school in ten different temporary sites, lightening strikes a second time exactly Where the Band Played!!! |
| One Pedal Too Many | Skipping class one
beautiful spring day, and driving a Model-T with One Pedal Too Many produces some startling downsides. |
| High Degree of Difficulty | The Keener brothers, with contrasting styles known throughout school, entertain their classmates through John's novel way to enter shop class late, unexpectedly, and with a High Degree of Difficulty. |
| The Perfect Distraction | Learning to drive on country roads produces wisdom in the face of all distractions, except for one; The Perfect Distraction. |
| Bribing Blackie | Wakefield's Board of Education plans the perfect inducement to attract a top-notch coach to our fair little city: Bribing Blackie. |
| Level in Longford | Level in Longford is a myth-buster which totally destroys the virtue of a level playing field in football. Poppy-cock and humbug! |
| Blackie's Revenge | Our idol football coach plans and executes Blackie's Revenge on a team of skunks, who refuse to follow the rules of combat in sports. |
| Blackie's Brainstorm | Blackie's Brainstorm works magic on the football field until one day a fatal flaw is discovered. |
| Magnificent Recharge | According to selected girlfriends, some very personal services turn little Milford, Kansas into a secret retreat for the rich, famous, and others in need of a Magnificent Recharge. |
| Wylie Walno: Wonder Pilot | Going for a spin in a Funk on Sunday morning brushes with disaster, and reveals some of the talents of Wylie Walno: Wonder Pilot. |
| Homegrown Goblins | So many Homegrown Goblins, so little time on the night the spooks arrive. |
| The Third Watering Hole | High school boys conduct a behavioral experiment on the town drunk, and are out-foxed when they discover The Third Watering Hole. |
| You Can't Do That! | Wakefield's notorious basketball court gives rise to both the three-point and four-point field goals, and are told You Can't Do That!. |
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